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    September 30

    忍耐力

    今期是 小琪的出題, 湊湊熱鬧呢 !
     
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    忍耐力
    別人的忍耐力不清楚, 自己的忍耐力還是簡單.
     
    忍耐力的強度要視乎場地和對手而定.
     
    我對家人和小孩的忍耐力是最強,
    近乎打不還手,駡不還口的情況.
     
    對愛人的忍耐力與愛情的濃度成正比.
    反而對朋友的忍耐力相比下還要高些.
    但我的耐性也只是給予三次機會.
     
    對別人的挑釁, 若對方是.......
    白痴                 –        談不上忍耐, 因跟本我不會動氣, 不放心上.
     
    八公/婆              -         一笑置之, 兩笑沉默, 三笑就鬧Q佢.
     
    無理取鬧的人   -         我會用四分耐性, 六分道理來解決.
     
    樣衰口臭的       -         二話不說就打 ‘疾’ 佢, 因樣衰就無咩好講,還要加上口臭, 唔打唔得.
     
    我覺得我的忍耐力是不錯的,
    我一向主張息事寧人,
    只要不是什麼大問題便忍忍算了.
    但當牽涉到朋友的身上, 什麼歪理,不公平的事.
    我便忍不了做個多事人, 請教別人以智慧的方法還擊.
     
    忍屁的耐力還算高.
    忍屎可以忍兩日.
    忍尿可以忍一句鐘.
     
    最忍不到的是餓.
     
    肚餓…..五分鐘便會發脾氣和呼吸困難.
     
    餓仔……在床上不要挑逗我,
    不用一分鐘我便會忍不住….擒你.
    (註: 餓仔都會有要求, 唔係咁容易行埋….張床啊.)
     
    忍耐力的強度要視乎場地和對手而定.
    面對極公開又極樣衰的人, 忍耐力極強.
    面對極私人又極型仔的人, 忍耐力全失.
     
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    Oct. 7
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    Oct. 6
    維名wrote:
    這裹永遠也是這麼熱鬧有趣，每每進就像進入了遊樂場一樣。^___^
    中秋會怎樣過喔。
    怎樣也好，要快樂喔^___^
    Oct. 6
    Janewrote:
    wakakakaa... 中秋節快樂!!! ^_^
    Oct. 5
    米米wrote:
    中秋節快樂呀！
    Oct. 5
    Venuswrote:
    熱檸樂，你回覆所講的忍屎忍屁法，剛剛試過好似唔work喎，哈哈
    Oct. 5
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    Oct. 4
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    Oct. 4
    MAY cheungwrote:
    Deby,TwistingCat,
    忍屁同忍屎差不多, hold 住個屎眼, 分散自己注意力, 擰吓個 pat pat...試吓得唔得分^^
    Oct. 3
    MAY cheungwrote:

    小琪,

    咁就忍多幾分鐘, 睇定啲先食啦. ^^

     

    Miffy,

    好多人幾日便祕都係咁啦, 忍兩日好易咋, 你試吓.

     

     

     

    Oct. 3
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    Oct. 3
    Cat Twistingwrote:
    我也很會忍尿忍屎
    但忍屁就有點難度了
     
    PS: 下期請大家談談"網友"吧~
    Oct. 2
    Follower of Jesus __wrote:
    難忍....
    Oct. 2
    No namewrote:
    喜歡學你潇洒的生活方式
     
    Oct. 2
    No namewrote:
    分清自己的權利和義務是社會進步的象徴，應該的。
     
    寫完我都唔知唔知自己寫咗啲乜,
     
    好象自己生活得很自由的樣子。
     
     
    Oct. 2
    米米wrote:
    第一次見面嗰陣聽完妳嘅分享，我簡直係佩服妳嘅忍耐力！
    不過妳真係好鬼死creative嘅啫，睇到妳寫啲嘢真係笑死！
    Oct. 2
    deby 人生路上wrote:
    屁真的可以忍？願聞其祥，請賜教。
    Oct. 2
    GQwrote:
    仔 ← 我餓咗好耐啦!
    熱檸樂, I am a born again virgin 呀!! 哈哈!
     
     
    Oct. 1
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